Blair and Chuck remained married and they had a little boy named Henry who looked like the doll from “Child’s Play.” Nobody mentioned how many times Chuck had been arrested for domestic abuse. [Earlier in the episode, Blair got uppity with Serena about all of the bad things Dan had done to her and Serena responded that Chuck had done worse to her. Blair responded, “He’s one of us,” perhaps the most disgusting allowance for deviant criminal behavior that the show has ever attempted. Because Chuck was from the same social circle, we excuse violence, attempted rape and that thing where he sold Blair? Well… OK! If this were a 1800s Gothic romance, that might fly, but Chuck Bass is no Heathcliff, whether we’re talking about the brooding anti-hero or the chunky cat who just won’t be undone.]
Allison: Um, Lydia? Tyler just totally messed up that play.
Lydia: Yes, I know.
Allison: Then why are you cheering? (x)
And the moon’s a harsh mistress
It’s so hard to love her well
“Then what does that make us?”
“It makes us captains of two teams who hate each other.” (x)
Lydia: Are you going to tell Jackson?
Caroline: Seriously, Lydia? That’s who you care about right now? Jackson? Allison is our friend. I always thought that you acted like one of those mean girls, but I never thought you were really one of them. And what frustrates me is that Stiles worshi-
Lydia: Wait, what does Stiles have to do with anything?”
Caroline: … Nothing. Absolutely nothing. (x)